Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

Is it because;

At Lunch Time, I sit in my car with sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down?

I page myself over the intercom but I never try to disguise my voice?

Put my garbage can on my desk %26amp; label it "Karen's Inbox"

In the memo field of my united way donation check I wrote for smuggling

diamonds?

I skip through the halls instead of walking?

Or maybe it's because I put Mosquito netting around my work area and listen to my tropical sounds CD all day?

I honestly think they are afraid to fire me, I mean come on I should be running this place by now....What do you think?

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

good golly...it's not like you have INTENTIONALLY set fire to anything...yet...may i suggest a few good, stiff shots of Jagermeister for the curmudgeons to see if that will loosen them up a bit...

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

They're just jealous of your fabulous nipples...

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

i would work for you

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

I'm afraid you do have a few problems honey, therefore, that is where the institution may come into people's minds. Maybe take a look at some of these little quirks that you have.

Best of luck.

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

i need to try that hair dryer thing... i think you are awesome .

have you tried dressing up like a grizzly bear and beating up the copier?

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

they don't understand that you are genius.

(picks up phone: "yeah I found here she's on Y/A. ok")

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

maybe it's because you steal ideas from random email forwards and post them as originials???

Yawwwn! I've seen this all before

If you're gonna copy somone elses work at least give them some credit....

Why do the people I work with want to have me institutionalized?

baby, you sound too good to be true!